I have this headcanon that the Shire is protected by a spell that stops outsiders from knowing where they’re going unless invited or told where to go by a local, and that’s why people from outside the Shire always seem to get lost in Hobbiton.
It also means the hobbit that told the ringwraith where Bag End was is a gigantic asshole.
Sia | Chandelier [Piano Version]
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
I was 16 years old, he was 15. He came over to my house, we were home alone. I trusted him, he was a friend who I had no reason not to trust. He decided he wanted to have sex. I didn’t want to have sex, so I refused his advances. He held me down, said we wouldn’t stop until he got pleasure, and…
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
- i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
- most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
- im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
On my tombstone, Stevie Wilson a vain neurotic artist. Be confident ladies, and be kind to each other
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